HUGGING
Hugging is healthy.
It stimulates the body's immune system, cures depression, reduces stress, induces sleep.
It's invigorating, rejuvenating, and - best of all - it has no unpleasant side effect.
In short, it's a kind of miracle drug.
Hugging is natural. It's organic, naturally sweet, with no pesticides or preservatives or artificial ingredients.
Hugging is 100 percent wholesome.
In fact, hugging is practically perfect.
There are no movable parts to maintain and no batteries to replace.
It boasts low energy consumption and high energy yield.
Hugging is inflation-proof, non-fattening, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting, and - of course - fully returnable.